i'm not getting anyyounger and these lines are really starting to set in. i'm wondering... if i wear my ponytail tight enough, do you think it could take a few years off?

what about if i tied fishing line to each of my ears and tied the other ends behind my head.
I think i could rearrange my hair so it wouldn't show tooTOO much.

should i do that instead of , or in conjunction with the ponytail?

and do you think my desk stapler is strong enough to take care of any 'loose ends', or should i go looking for my upholstery stapler to get the job done right?

please help me.
i need to know soon tho.
i have a wedding to go to.
i can't use tape. it pulls at my whiskers.

Post this in a different category.

Make sure you use plastic biodegradable staples, that way you won't have metal in your skull. Best advice I can give you.

I'd go right for the upholstery stapler....start with the heavy duty tools.

Cute cat, though.