...crap!? My dog Chuck used to be fit and tough like me, but now it has been getting fat over the years. My friend told me his dog was gay and hooked up with this other dog dude, so I started making fun of it because who ever heard of a gay dog? So, he said, At least my dog isn't fat., and started cutting jokes on my dog. It isn't even really my dog, it's moms. He started saying how cholesterol will build up in my dog's arteries, and they will clog up and he will have a heart attack and was saying how my dog had jellyrolls. I don't want a fat dog! I've been trying for months to get it to lose weight, but it doesn't, it just sits there. That fat, worthless, good for nothing piece of crap! It embarrasses me! My mom is considering liposuction so it will live longer. Money isn't an issue, I'm pretty well off btw. I hate that darn dog! I wish my mom would just get rid of it. (Its really hers)
And now all my friends make fun of me because we have a fat dog and I'm embarrassed to have people come over, because I don't want them to see it, so I put it in the backyard.
Well, actually, they do do liposuction on dogs.
http://surgerynews.net/news/2005/03/pets0305-1.htm

Do your research.
No, I am really fit actually. I have guns, and an 8 pack, and am now benching almost 600. I play sports for my school too.